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The midweight, tubular-knit fabric drapes casually and holds its shape, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape add subtle structure for everyday comfort. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to start conversations, share a laugh with friends, or bring a little mischief to a laid-back night out. 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