Not Today Satan T-Shirt - Vintage Jesus Riding Dinosaur Funny Tee Shirt Gift
Charcoal / S
£12.95
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This soft, classic-fit tee blends playful irreverence with vintage-inspired illustration. The artwork shows a determined, cape-clad figure astride a cartoonish T‑rex with bold, hand‑lettered text declaring “Not Today” above and “Satan” below — a tongue-in-cheek statement piece that reads as confident and humorous rather than confrontational. The lightweight, smooth cotton surface lets the detailed DTG and DTF prints pop with crisp colors and fine linework. Wear it on lazy weekends, to casual meetups, or on days you need a little attitude boost; it layers easily under jackets and pairs naturally with denim or joggers. The tear-away label, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape keep it comfortable and tidy through repeat wear, while the sustainably sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean you’re choosing quality you can feel good about.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with soft, smooth print-ready surface
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed collar for shape retention
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and shoulder tape for durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Not Today Satan T-Shirt - Vintage Jesus Riding Dinosaur Funny Tee Shirt Gift
£12.95
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with soft, smooth print-ready surface
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed collar for shape retention
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and shoulder tape for durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
