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Soft, sturdy, and unapologetically honest — this classic tee speaks with a wry grin and a little edge. Lightweight yet durable 100% cotton holds the crisp print while a relaxed, timeless cut keeps it comfortable all day. The simple front lettering and subtle middle-finger sketch sit cleanly on a neutral background, making the shirt an easy go-to for low-key hangs, backyard BBQs, or relaxed retirement celebrations where laughter and truth come first. Breathable fabric, reinforced shoulder tape, and a tagless tear-away label mean you can wear it and forget it — until someone reads it and laughs.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG and DTF) for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for itch-free, safety-tested wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Retired As F*** Tee - Funny Retirement Graphic T-Shirt - Rude Adult Gift Shirt
£12.95
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG and DTF) for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for itch-free, safety-tested wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean