T-Shirt - Eat a Bag of Dicks - Funny Adult Rude Graphic Tee - Gift
Light Blue / S
£12.95
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This tee carries a bold, unapologetic sense of humor — a crisp black-and-white graphic shows a stylized paper bag filled with playful, tongue-in-cheek shapes and the cheeky message “EAT A BAG OF DICKS.” The design reads like a punk zine poster: high-contrast, graphic, and instantly attention-grabbing. Wear it to make a clear statement, break awkward silences with a laugh, or add an edge to a simple outfit. The shirt’s relaxed classic fit and crew neckline keep the look low-effort while letting the art do the talking. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, it pairs as well with jeans and a leather jacket as it does with sweatpants at a late-night get-together. This shirt is for people who appreciate dark humor, sarcastic commentary, and graphic, minimalist art that starts conversations rather than following them.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main graphic to ensure crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt - Eat a Bag of Dicks - Funny Adult Rude Graphic Tee - Gift
£12.95
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main graphic to ensure crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
