Funny Gift T-Shirt - Queef Countdown Tee - Offensive Adult Rude Hen Bachelorette Shirt
Charcoal / S
£7.95
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This relaxed, classic-fit tee brings silly, bratty humor to everyday wear. A cuddly cartoon bear sits under a bright rainbow and sleepy sun, with chunky, playful lettering that reads “0 days since I last queefed.” The design mixes childlike, pastel visuals with adult irreverence — wear it as a cheeky statement at casual meetups, low-key parties, or whenever you want to break the mood with a laugh. The soft, smooth print sits comfortably on the chest and blends with the shirt’s timeless crew neckline so the message reads clearly without shouting. It feels like a private joke you’re happy to share out loud.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with a medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Combination DTF (sleeve/neck) and DTG printing for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Funny Gift T-Shirt - Queef Countdown Tee - Offensive Adult Rude Hen Bachelorette Shirt
£7.95
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with a medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Combination DTF (sleeve/neck) and DTG printing for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
