Funny Pirate T-Shirt - Drinking Rum Befire Noon - Tee Shirt Gift for Rum Drinkers
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£12.95
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This classic crew tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek pirate vibe—a weathered skull and crossed cutlasses set against distressed stripes with the cheeky line: “DRINKING RUM BEFORE NOON MAKES YOU A PIRATE NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.” It feels rugged and lived-in, like the sort of shirt you throw on for bar crawls, boat days, or backyard bonfires. The relaxed fit and ribbed collar keep it comfortable all day, while the durable, smooth knit holds the print crisp through many washes. Wear it with denim and boots or a worn-in cap for a salty, playful look that speaks to anyone who likes a little irreverence in their weekend style.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner look
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG across main design
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Funny Pirate T-Shirt - Drinking Rum Befire Noon - Tee Shirt Gift for Rum Drinkers
£12.95
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner look
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG across main design
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
