Two Seater T-Shirt - Funny Adult Rude 2 Seat Tee - Offensive Gift
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£7.95
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This relaxed cotton tee speaks with a wink. Bold white arrows point up and down around the block-text phrase “TWO SEATER,” turning the shirt into a playful declaration about closeness, mischief, and shared space. The midweight cotton drapes casually, so the graphic stays clear and confident whether you’re sitting at a backyard picnic, packed into a car for a road trip, or trading seats at a concert. It’s an easy piece to throw on when you want to cue humor without trying too hard — lighthearted, visible, and built to hold up after repeated wear.
Wear it to spark smiles at gatherings, make driving buddies laugh, or keep things cheeky on date nights and friend meetups. The straightforward design reads from a distance, while the classic crew silhouette keeps the look familiar and comfortable. It’s a conversation starter that feels lived-in from the first wear.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — comfortable and durable for year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves and neck label with DTG for main graphic, ensuring sharp white print on black fabric
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically grown US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Two Seater T-Shirt - Funny Adult Rude 2 Seat Tee - Offensive Gift
£7.95
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Wear it to spark smiles at gatherings, make driving buddies laugh, or keep things cheeky on date nights and friend meetups. The straightforward design reads from a distance, while the classic crew silhouette keeps the look familiar and comfortable. It’s a conversation starter that feels lived-in from the first wear.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — comfortable and durable for year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves and neck label with DTG for main graphic, ensuring sharp white print on black fabric
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified and ethically grown US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
